| Title | Artist | Time | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | Doug Stanhope | 1:00 | USD 1.29 | |
| 2 | Sanitized Generation | Doug Stanhope | 3:55 | USD 1.29 | |
| 3 | Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | USD 1.29 | |
| 4 | Drugs for a Brave New Cubicle | Doug Stanhope | 2:16 | USD 1.29 | |
| 5 | Will Work for Vagina | Doug Stanhope | 4:23 | USD 1.29 | |
| 6 | Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | USD 1.29 | |
| 7 | Funnier Drunk | Doug Stanhope | 1:35 | USD 1.29 | |
| 8 | Live for Your Sins | Doug Stanhope | 3:25 | USD 1.29 | |
| 9 | Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew | Doug Stanhope | 8:56 | USD 1.29 | |
| 10 | Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | USD 1.29 | |
| 11 | National Pride | Doug Stanhope | 1:57 | USD 1.29 | |
| 12 | Einstein Was an Immigrant Work | Doug Stanhope | 3:51 | USD 1.29 | |
| 13 | Fear for Your Own Safety | Doug Stanhope | 1:47 | USD 1.29 | |
| 14 | Don't Talk to Strangers | Doug Stanhope | 3:53 | USD 1.29 | |
| 15 | Rampant on the Internet | Doug Stanhope | 3:08 | USD 1.29 | |
| 16 | My Fetus Is a Centerfold | Doug Stanhope | 8:04 | USD 1.29 | |
| 17 | F@%k the Yankees! | Doug Stanhope | 4:14 | USD 1.29 |
